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Uh Oh, I Pissed Off A Dope Fanboy

By Eric | April 15, 2009 2:06 pm

It’s been about two years since I’ve gotten a comment on a show review like this… from the BLS/Sevendust/Dope show review, I just received this gem of a comment:

Author : nick (IP: 63.28.52.25 , 1Cust5145.an3.dca17.da.uu.net)
E-mail : dimebag1113@juno.com
URL :
Whois : http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=63.28.52.25
Comment:
i think all of you are closed minded assholes and pussys..dope maybe not super cool and still have that early ninty nintys sound but they are wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better than sevendust,come on sevendust suck dick

Should we take this one masterfully-crafted sentence at a time?
Firstly, closed-minded assholes *and* pussys. Both? More than one of each? Incorrect pluralization of “pussies”? I think Nick’s sphincter is the one that’s tight.
Secondly, he admits that Dope is “not super cool”. Thanks for agreeing with me!
Thirdly, I have no idea what “ninty nintys sound” is. Trent Reznor is gonna be pissed if he finds out you’re comparing him to Edsel.
Fourthly, I realize that “they are way better than sevendust” is an opinion, but let’s be serious for a second here. Thirty y’s better? Really? Five or ten y’s I may have met you halfway on, but not 30. Dope isn’t 30 y’s better than any band.
Fifthly, Nick says “come on sevendust suck dick”. I don’t even know where to begin with this. What sentence construct were you going for? “Come on Sevendust, suck dick”? That’s a two-parter. Why would I want to do that? The other possibility would be “Come on, Sevendust suck dick”? I think all five of them are married, so that one’s out too. Or is he imploring them to suck? Another offer I doubt they’ll be taking you up on.

Nick, it was a fine attempt at trolling, but trolling a site no one other than my five friends care about is a waste of your time. I give your attempt a 3.5/10. The bitch Russian judge wanted to give you a 1, but I convinced him that 30 y’s were worth at least another 2.5 points.

And for the record, besmirching Dime’s name by being a Dope fan? Inexcusable.

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2 Responses to “Uh Oh, I Pissed Off A Dope Fanboy”

  1. Krista Says:
    April 16th, 2009 at 7:01 am

    that brought the lulz.

  2. Krys Says:
    April 17th, 2009 at 7:27 am

    I was going to reply to the post Dope boy “Nick” wrote, but your response was so perfect all I’ll say is DITTO!

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