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Your Favorite Band Sucks

By Eric | July 14, 2006 3:12 pm

Let Me Tell You Why…
…[Insert your favorite metal band here] sucks:

1. they have a video

2. theyve sold more than 5 copies of each cd

3. they tour with bands like slayer

4. they were on ozzfest

5. their music isnt as fast as cryptopsy

6. lead singer’s haircut during 2002-2005

7. they have machine recording their record! shouldve recorded it on a fostex 4 track in their moms basement for a real UNDERGROUND sound.

8. they have enough money to make a living off music

9. these dudes have instrument endorsements! SELLOUT!

10. they have a tour bus

11. they bang girls

12. they’ve only been around for 10 years

(shamelessly stolen from blabbermouth!)

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One Response to “Your Favorite Band Sucks”

  1. manda Says:
    July 14th, 2006 at 8:35 pm

    you better not be making fun of DragonForce!!!!

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