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Your Favorite Band Sucks
By Eric | July 14, 2006 3:12 pm
Let Me Tell You Why…
…[Insert your favorite metal band here] sucks:
1. they have a video
2. theyve sold more than 5 copies of each cd
3. they tour with bands like slayer
4. they were on ozzfest
5. their music isnt as fast as cryptopsy
6. lead singer’s haircut during 2002-2005
7. they have machine recording their record! shouldve recorded it on a fostex 4 track in their moms basement for a real UNDERGROUND sound.
8. they have enough money to make a living off music
9. these dudes have instrument endorsements! SELLOUT!
10. they have a tour bus
11. they bang girls
12. they’ve only been around for 10 years
(shamelessly stolen from blabbermouth!)
Topics: Blog | Tags: music, NT, video | 1 Comment »
July 14th, 2006 at 8:35 pm
you better not be making fun of DragonForce!!!!