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Friday, April 17th, 2009Listened to the new Chimaira on the way in this morning. IT RAWKS! m/
Uh Oh, I Pissed Off A Dope Fanboy
Wednesday, April 15th, 2009It’s been about two years since I’ve gotten a comment on a show review like this… from the BLS/Sevendust/Dope show review, I just received this gem of a comment:
Author : nick (IP: 63.28.52.25 , 1Cust5145.an3.dca17.da.uu.net)
E-mail : dimebag1113@juno.com
URL :
Whois : http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=63.28.52.25
Comment:
i think all of you are closed minded assholes and pussys..dope maybe not super cool and still have that early ninty nintys sound but they are wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better than sevendust,come on sevendust suck dick
Should we take this one masterfully-crafted sentence at a time?
Firstly, closed-minded assholes *and* pussys. Both? More than one of each? Incorrect pluralization of “pussies”? I think Nick’s sphincter is the one that’s tight.
Secondly, he admits that Dope is “not super cool”. Thanks for agreeing with me!
Thirdly, I have no idea what “ninty nintys sound” is. Trent Reznor is gonna be pissed if he finds out you’re comparing him to Edsel.
Fourthly, I realize that “they are way better than sevendust” is an opinion, but let’s be serious for a second here. Thirty y’s better? Really? Five or ten y’s I may have met you halfway on, but not 30. Dope isn’t 30 y’s better than any band.
Fifthly, Nick says “come on sevendust suck dick”. I don’t even know where to begin with this. What sentence construct were you going for? “Come on Sevendust, suck dick”? That’s a two-parter. Why would I want to do that? The other possibility would be “Come on, Sevendust suck dick”? I think all five of them are married, so that one’s out too. Or is he imploring them to suck? Another offer I doubt they’ll be taking you up on.
Nick, it was a fine attempt at trolling, but trolling a site no one other than my five friends care about is a waste of your time. I give your attempt a 3.5/10. The bitch Russian judge wanted to give you a 1, but I convinced him that 30 y’s were worth at least another 2.5 points.
And for the record, besmirching Dime’s name by being a Dope fan? Inexcusable.
I’m sitting at Hot Shots and they’re playing NIN’s
Wednesday, April 15th, 2009I’m sitting at Hot Shots and they’re playing NIN’s “Not So Pretty Now” on the sound system. How awesome is that?
Check out a most hilarious attempt at trolling one
Wednesday, April 15th, 2009Check out a most hilarious attempt at trolling one of my concert reviews: http://snipr.com/fyh85
Decided to go see G Love. Having a good time so fa
Thursday, April 9th, 2009Decided to go see G Love. Having a good time so far!
Anyone going to G Love at Water Street tonight? I’
Wednesday, April 8th, 2009Anyone going to G Love at Water Street tonight? I’ve been told repeatedly that I have to check them out, and I may just do that tonight…
Double fisting with Adam at BLS7Dust!
Saturday, April 4th, 2009Double fisting with Adam at BLS7Dust!
Another awesome 7d set! http://twitpic.com/2sm9w
Saturday, April 4th, 2009Another awesome 7d set! http://twitpic.com/2sm9w
WE ARE GOING TO SEE METALLICA! Got my GA Floor tix
Friday, April 3rd, 2009WE ARE GOING TO SEE METALLICA! Got my GA Floor tix. m/
They split up the April 20th show, now it’s just T
Thursday, April 2nd, 2009They split up the April 20th show, now it’s just Theory and Black Stone Cherry at Water Street… Don’t have to see Hinder now!
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